QLF with Ed Hardy?

We all the know the Ed Hardy t-shirt that every lower-lip-biting, True Religion-jean-wearing, orange fake tan douchebag wears as their Douchebag uniform.

Yes, Jon Gosselin takes his Ed Hardy Douchebaggery to the max with a long sleeved EH underneath his short sleeve EH.

And Hanna Montana's daddy sets the D-List celebrity standard with EH and his signature "hair patch" below his lip.
But suddenly, everywhere I turn, Ed Hardy is taking over the effing universe!
Glassware, napkins, and beer coozies!
While buying school supplies at Target, Baby Doll grabbed some ed hardy spirals and folders.

At Bed Bath and Beyond, bedding, bath towels, even toilette paper! You can wipe your ass with ed hardy clothing?
Hell, you can even SMELL like a douchebag, if you weren't naturally that way.

And what new mother doesn't want a DoucheBag diaper bag?

The last straw of ed hardy taking over the universe was yesterday at 7-11:

Hand sanitizer? Do you seriously expect me to believe I can cleanse myself of germs with that which DoucheBags are drenched in?
Jesus H. Christ!
Seriously.
Enough is enough! JUST SAY NO!
Editor's Note:
Sorry about the rant! I had to get this off my chest. Hope you all have a Zuper Fantastic Labor Day weekend planned! I have a 3 day fun packed weekend in store involving the new Dallas Cowboys stadium